Hunting hard

I ain’t real shortI’m average, not tallBut, my dick is veritably smallMy microscopic nuts- the size of a golf ballI gotta COMPENSATE, all in all…..can’t just drown my pencil-dicked sorrow in alcohol..So, I got me a prodigious gun, to kill & maulMaking animal blood flow like a waterfallPew-pew-pew, I shoot, & down they fallWhat’s myContinue reading “Hunting hard”

Carnage candy!

Want to destroy life AND destabilize the ecosystem?Enter an animal KILLING contest!If you find inflicting misery & a shitload of death onto defenseless animals fun, then this cruel game is for YOU!Have fun causing carnage & obliterating wildlife without a goddamn thought about the families you’re destroying!If you make the BIGGEST pile of bloody bodies,Continue reading “Carnage candy!”