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I ain’t real shortI’m average, not tallBut, my dick is veritably smallMy microscopic nuts- the size of a golf ballI gotta COMPENSATE, all in all…..can’t just drown my pencil-dicked sorrow in alcohol..So, I got me a prodigious gun, to kill & maulMaking animal blood flow like a waterfallPew-pew-pew, I shoot, & down they fallWhat’s myContinue reading “Hunting hard”